Redneck Dinner Table

So I was beginning to set the table for dinner tonight. After putting the plates down I looked down and realized a staple gun and fire crackers are laying right there beside everything else. Luke insists at every possible moment to do these stupid firecrackers....maybe we can finish dinner and light these babies up for dessert?

Update: Todd just came in and we were getting ready to sit down for dinner.....but then Luke

grabbed the fireworks and Todd took him out front to set them off...